communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*
Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped
*maintains pristine eyebrow game*
Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*
has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*
(Source: royalbloood, via spongebobssquarepants)
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
oh
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
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